He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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