I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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