what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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