So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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