we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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