She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
The air was thick with penises
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Randomize
