I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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