im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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