Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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