Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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