What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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