You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Randomize
