Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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