I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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