How'd it feel making her break her religion?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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