I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
What a dumb baby whore.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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