yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
this just has baby written all over it
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Randomize
