quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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