kristin has been a bad kristin
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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