I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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