Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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