I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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