YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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