I wish I only lived at night.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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