I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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