great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
