she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
How does one acquire holy water?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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