I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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