Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Randomize
