I must be too annoying 4 u.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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