walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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