so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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