so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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