I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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