I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
