Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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