we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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