I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Too much gin, very little bucket
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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