I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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