piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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