Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
