You really coming over, don't trick.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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