8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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