..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
how drunk are you?
Several
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