I will die if light touches me.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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