**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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