Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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