i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
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im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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