we're blogging at a bar
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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