It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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