you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
only if we run a train.
done.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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