Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I want her autograph on my taint
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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