I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I wish i was in the wii world.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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