I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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