Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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