its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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