you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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