Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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